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(Source: lackingly, via apiratesdaughter)
"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: “What! You too? I thought I was the only one."
I’m really good at flirting with people when I’m not interested in them
I don’t understand people who think drunk texts are annoying. I think drunk texts are so cute. Just think of it this way, you’re who that person is thinking of when their brain isn’t even functioning properly, you’re who that person is thinking of when they can’t even form coherent sentences. You’re on that person’s mind when they have the motor skills of an infant, that’s pretty fucking awesome if you ask me.
(via obeymebro)
